I made three very fatal mistakes today.
1) I went to a wedding as an uninvited guest.
2) I wore a T SHIRT and JEANS to the wedding.
3) We were seated right smack in the middle of the auditorium. Which also means, that when the bride was walking down the aisle, she saw the both of us. I bet the both of them were wondering who these two weird creatures were. UNINVITED GUESTS. So shameless.
I was forced to go to the wedding by Mel's mom, in case you were wondering. And because I slept over at Mel's place, I didn't have a change of clothes, HENCE my sloppy attire. I feel the need to clarify this, just in case people who saw me in church just now think I'm an extremely sloppy person who dares to wear what I wore to a wedding.
But anyway, these two days spent with my Bestfriend was fun. We gave Ale a surprise visit at Each a cup. I ran to her counter, spoke in an extremely deep voice, "MILK TEA WITH PEARLS" She didn't hear, I said it louder, WITHOUT REALISING THAT HER BOSS WAS THERE. I almost died from embarrassment. Mel and I went to eat Hokkien mee at the park on some random bench after. Hobos.
My friends ask me why I am so embarrassing. I ask myself that everyday.

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